Ear Wax Wieners on Cotton Swabs      
                                                           

8  tablespoons butter or margarine -- melted      
24 cocktail franks                    
1/2  cup  mustard                            
1/2  cup  mayonnaise                         
toothpicks                         
cotton balls                       
                                                           
Melt the butter or margarine in a small pan over low heat, being careful not to burn it. Place the franks on a broiling pan and carefully brush them with melted butter. Broil the franks until they are evenly browned, turning them 2 or 3 times.  While the franks are cooking, combine the mustard and mayonnaise in a small bowl and set aside.  This will be your ear wax.  Arrange the cooked franks on a serving platter.  Pierce each frank with a toothpick, then stick a wet cotton ball on the end of each pick.  Place the small bowl of ear wax in the middle of the platter, surrounded by franks