Dead Man's Meat Loaf
1 egg -- beaten
1 cup bread crumbs
1 tablespoon ketchup
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1/4 teaspoon pepper
1/4 cup minced onions
26 ounces spaghetti sauce
olives, corn kernels and pimentos garnish
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Using clean hands, mix together all
ingredients, except for the spaghetti sauce and garnishes, in a large bowl.
To form the corpse: In an ungreased baking pan, sculpt the meat mixture
into a body. (Generally, bodies have a single head,torso, 2 legs and 2 arms, but
yours can have as many or as few as you like.) Using olives for eyes, corn for
teeth and pimentos for a tongue, decorate your loaf. Feel free to try
other vegetables, too. Pour spaghetti sauce around the corpse and bake for
about 1 hour and 15 minutes. Right before serving, stick a dagger (butter
knife) into the "heart" of the corpse as a garnish.